Olympic Questions  

Dear Robert1 (my NSA angel),

How are the Olympics going? I am one of these new fangled “cable cutters”2 that NBC apparently hates, so I have to get all my Olympic news second hand. Has anyone skiied over a dog yet? Did Putin win any medals yet - biathlon, figure skating, dressage, etc.? Is Bob Costas going to leave Sochi with some kind of super power, a la Cyclops?

I have to say that the Colbert Report has had my favorite3 coverage of the games so far, with the From Russia with Love - But No Gay Stuff segments. Also, how is the brightness and contrast on my TV? Can you see it OK?

Well, it’s getting late4. I am going to go drink a beer and - well, no need to tell you5.

Love,
Craig

  1. I know it was Frank last time. It changes. You think just one guy works at the NSA? ↩

  2. You knew that. ↩

  3. You knew that too. ↩

  4. Did you know that? ↩

  5. Because you know. ↩

 
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